stevenewlinjr Looks like Obama-care is working really well for him!

stevenewlinjr Just saw a guy run from the store to his car and hop in. He has a handicap license plate and a Obama/Biden bumper sticker.

stevenewlinjr @smeykunz *hands you a napkin through the ether* You've got a bit of BBQ sauce on your thigh....

stevenewlinjr I'm not creepy! *licks BBQ sauce off fingers* RT @WTFSexFacts A 2003 study indicated that 54.2% of Americans used BBQ sauce during foreplay.

stevenewlinjr Would it be creepy to squirt BBQ sauce on a woman's naked body instead of whipped cream?

stevenewlinjr I think that's why sex sometimes is called 'Porking'

stevenewlinjr Mmmmmm, BBQ pork sandwich... Good food is like good sex.... the messier it is, better it is!

sookiebontemps Lazing a little on my front porch again today. After all, I do have to work tonight, so this may be the only time I get to myself.

merlottesbar @dinanora Can't control the weather, but I'd share this nice stuff if I could.

merlottesbar Driving to Monroe and talkin to my mama on the handsfree thingie. I got all the windows down, too. It's 74 degrees out there!